I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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