He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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