He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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