are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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