I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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