Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
