Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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