remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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