What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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