help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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