stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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