i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
