My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just high enough for therapy.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Randomize
