I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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