dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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