How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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