so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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