my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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