you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
NoShamevember. You game?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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