i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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