Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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