HIV tests are more positive than that guy
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
being pregnant is like rehab
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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