bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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