I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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