It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Shame is for Republicans.
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