So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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