why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
