Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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