I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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