***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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