Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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