Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
