new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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