quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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