the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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