We're facebook friends in real life
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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