I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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