Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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