The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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