I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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