Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
