rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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