she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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