We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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