Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
