im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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