I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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