Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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