I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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