TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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