fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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