I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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