I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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